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“I just saw an eight-inch tiger centipede in my garden! It was so awesome x]”
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“god i fucking miss you, and you are so over it, its embarrassing”
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“Trying not to pollute this precious internetspace. Things are looking good.”
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“my poo was bright red today. thank you paprika.”
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“I am 16, you are 16. Yet we have had back-breaking, ground-shaking sex wayyyy more times than what we would reckon is appropriate ;)”
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“I just don’t seem to be able to make life work. I am a failure at everything.”
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“@40628900 keep your hands busy…”
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“i want to have sex with so many people i don’t know what to do with myself.”
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“that’s awkward”
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“hello everyone. my dear goats are rabies-ridden sloths.”
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“cameron toy”
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“wow mooo”
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“dear everyone in this damn town, go fuck yourself. love, me.”
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“dear everyone in this damn town, go fuck yourself. love, me.”
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“i think i fucked an eskimo once”
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